Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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