I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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