STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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