sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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