did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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