we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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