Sry I called you an 8
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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