wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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