did you get engaged???
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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