when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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