Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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