So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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