toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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