You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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