i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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