dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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