Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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