You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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