If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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