You can't motorboat a personality
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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