Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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