Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
should my penis look like a turkey
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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