I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
