They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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