We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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