we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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