Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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