I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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