Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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