we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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