But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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