How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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