But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
do herpes really smell.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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