So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Everclear isn't food dammit
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
