Dual....:-)
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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