Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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