It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize