i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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