He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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