He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize