its not stalking. its research.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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