is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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