I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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