I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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