I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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