just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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