I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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