i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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