First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Randomize
