ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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