yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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