I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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