my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
