yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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