just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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