I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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