i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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