Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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