he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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