it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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